Woman's Drink

Bubbles frothy with hops
Tasty, masculine amour
I turn to a feminine fruity concoction,
For alas, there is no more.

Masculinity in jeopardy
turning to such a drink,
beverages sweet and fruity
my balls, they seem to shrink.

A tragedy I have brought unto,
but alas and have no fear,
I've drunk it all down, I am all out,
Completely, Ran out of beer

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I thought this one was too good to wait...I'll translate it later.